“From this point on, let’s have a nice, clean fight.”
“You mean… you’ll put down your gauntlet and I’ll put down my umbrella, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?”
“I could kill you now.”
“Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
“It’s not my fault I’m the slipperiest and trickiest. I don’t even improvise!”
I just realized something:
Who’s to say she’s not pulling these resources from that someone on the inside? In a lockup, where they remake or store the tech from all these routines?
Your thought made me have a thought: what if you slapped a tracking device on one of these objects before Echo “dismissed” it? Would it stay with the object as it gets teleported back to storage?
“What does the scouter say about her joke level?”
“IT’S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!”
“WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND! There’s no way that could be right!”
“Meanwhile, OUR joke level just crashed from using such a worn-out meme. Oh wait, it’s going up a little bit from the meta-humor…no, no, back in the dumps again.”
Uhm, actually, ouldn’t we first have to determine how a joke level is measured? Do we take the absolute number of jokes? Then McBell would be unbeatable and Maggie wouldn’t even be in the top three, I believe.
Or maybe the ratio of jokes to appearances? Good odds for the Coach or Honeypot (or even the Mayor!)
Quality of the jokes? Nah, that borders on theological discussions…
Have fun!
Shit, Echo’s joke level might be unbeatable now that she’s removed her power limiters
“From this point on, let’s have a nice, clean fight.”
“You mean… you’ll put down your gauntlet and I’ll put down my umbrella, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?”
“I could kill you now.”
“Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
“It’s not my fault I’m the slipperiest and trickiest. I don’t even improvise!”
The Maggie v McBell rematch is going to go crazy. It will become the Ur-Example of a literal Clown Fight.
I quite like that last little “not really”. Very much distances modern semi-responsible-mentor Mustard from past-asshole-cheerleader Morgan.
I just realized something:
Who’s to say she’s not pulling these resources from that someone on the inside? In a lockup, where they remake or store the tech from all these routines?
Your thought made me have a thought: what if you slapped a tracking device on one of these objects before Echo “dismissed” it? Would it stay with the object as it gets teleported back to storage?
It just so happens that Mustard *has* a tracking device, which she’s not otherwise making use of at the moment.
If that’s clean, I’d hate to see fighting dirty!
“So, none of this…”, whap, “Or this…”, thunk, “Or any of these…”, kersmack…
Oh, and nice form on Mustard.
“Alright, to double check… you said none of this…”, whap, “Or this..”, thunk, “Or any of these”, kersmack, “But WHAT about THIS?” KERBONK.
Oh don’t tell people that. We’re gonna see joke level arguments in the comments soon.
“What does the scouter say about her joke level?”
“IT’S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!”
“WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND! There’s no way that could be right!”
“Meanwhile, OUR joke level just crashed from using such a worn-out meme. Oh wait, it’s going up a little bit from the meta-humor…no, no, back in the dumps again.”
Uhm, actually, ouldn’t we first have to determine how a joke level is measured? Do we take the absolute number of jokes? Then McBell would be unbeatable and Maggie wouldn’t even be in the top three, I believe.
Or maybe the ratio of jokes to appearances? Good odds for the Coach or Honeypot (or even the Mayor!)
Quality of the jokes? Nah, that borders on theological discussions…
Have fun!
Talk about a fair handshake. So someone should watch over Fuchsia the next time she invents something that’s powerful enough to wreck a city block.