I’d ask why a tech mogul is picking a fight with someone bigger than him, but it’s a moot point since they all don’t notice the obvious black widow (, also tech mogul does not necessarily mean tech genius.)
Surely Scrawny McTurtleneck isn’t BLIND, right?!
I mean, being smug and overly self-confident is ONE thing, but Captain Bowl-Cut has to have some collapsible Iron Man armor or something in order to be talking smack to this man-mountain, right? Clearly that MUCH larger man who came to a formal shindig dressed for a martial arts tourney is no pushover, no matter what lies Matthews’ ego is telling him! This just seems like an exaggerated example of every cocky dumb young’un who thinks “old” is somehow synonymous with ‘slow weak and easily broken’ only to learn the hard way just before a long and painful recuperation in a hospital bed.
Clearly all the rich idiots of this city are channeling the Clown Force, so whatever is funniest will prevail.
I’m getting more and more positive that Clown is just in the water here.
Though, big and dressed like you’re going to a martial arts competition doesn’t necessarily mean you know how to fight. It’s slightly more likely that you do than a random tech-bro does though.
I’m beginning to understand why the mayor wants every night to be auction night….
Unrelated: Is the clown on the right in the last picture Agent Raspberry? He’s really growing on me!
Honestly Magoon asking for the wedding date was a nice gesture. Mathews is the one being the villain here.
SMASH PUNY I-BRO, MAGOON!
mathews did you forget this man literally eats bullets
Absent other information, that would make me more willing to pick a fight. Lead poisoning is a bitch.
I’d ask why a tech mogul is picking a fight with someone bigger than him, but it’s a moot point since they all don’t notice the obvious black widow (, also tech mogul does not necessarily mean tech genius.)
Someone bigger than him? Magoon’s left arm is bigger than Mathews is!
Surely Scrawny McTurtleneck isn’t BLIND, right?!
I mean, being smug and overly self-confident is ONE thing, but Captain Bowl-Cut has to have some collapsible Iron Man armor or something in order to be talking smack to this man-mountain, right? Clearly that MUCH larger man who came to a formal shindig dressed for a martial arts tourney is no pushover, no matter what lies Matthews’ ego is telling him! This just seems like an exaggerated example of every cocky dumb young’un who thinks “old” is somehow synonymous with ‘slow weak and easily broken’ only to learn the hard way just before a long and painful recuperation in a hospital bed.
He’s not blind, he’s just stupid.
I assume the reverse is true for Mr. Magoon, so this should be an interesting clash.
Clearly all the rich idiots of this city are channeling the Clown Force, so whatever is funniest will prevail.
I’m getting more and more positive that Clown is just in the water here.
Though, big and dressed like you’re going to a martial arts competition doesn’t necessarily mean you know how to fight. It’s slightly more likely that you do than a random tech-bro does though.
I somehow missed the previous incident, and the alt text is what inspired me to go back and check. It’s hilarious.
I’m beginning to understand why the mayor wants every night to be auction night….
Unrelated: Is the clown on the right in the last picture Agent Raspberry? He’s really growing on me!
Raspberry has Raspberry colored hair. The blue guy is background clown #7, who got introduced when he showed up for McBell’s court case.
Something tells me that Mathews has some science gizmo to protect him from a certain beat down he is going to receive.
Is this guy Strongman’s grandpa by any chance?
I ship them
Hot.