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Comment with what you think Ringmaster will pull from his bag! I bet it's a sign that says "I surrender"
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chapter 5 page 69

by clowncorps on May 16, 2022 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Chapter 5
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  1. Ladon
    May 16, 2022, 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Diamond ring. He’s about to propose. “Things are going to be different from now on.”

  2. Darkoneko
    May 16, 2022, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    I’m gonna beat you with the power of friendship, and this gun I found

    • Sin
      May 17, 2022, 6:39 pm | # | Reply

      Probably the best answer.

  3. Chev
    May 16, 2022, 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Formal letter to join the Clown Corps LESSGOOO

  4. AjaxGb
    May 16, 2022, 12:27 am | # | Reply

    A humorously stereotypical bomb, of either the “black sphere with sparking fuse and white text saying BOMB” or “ticking alarm clock adjacent to messy tangle of wires” variety.

    Alternatively, a portable TV showing a live feed of Mustard planting a humorously stereotypical bomb under the hood of the car while giving the camera a thumbs up. Her hat is backwards, to show her reckless disregard for the rules, but because it’s a beanie nobody can tell.

  5. Alex C
    May 16, 2022, 2:38 am | # | Reply

    i hope he pulls out a giant oversized mallet to hit him w

  6. Wisecrack34
    May 16, 2022, 3:04 am | # | Reply

    Matt Patt told me it was a dead kid but I’d prefer to think it’s documents of some sort, absolutely wrinkled to hell by the duffel bag.

    • Orson Zedd
      May 16, 2022, 3:25 am | # | Reply

      If Binky is scared of Paperwork, he’s not the only one

  7. Feotakahari
    May 16, 2022, 6:20 am | # | Reply

    Another, smaller bag.

  8. Scribble
    May 16, 2022, 7:01 am | # | Reply

    Binky’s gonna get shot. Maybe not killed, but hurt enough it’ll formally set up it’s up to the next generation to save the day

  9. tallie corridor
    May 16, 2022, 8:52 am | # | Reply

    second bowling ball in there for sure

  10. Echo
    May 16, 2022, 11:14 am | # | Reply

    This seemed the fastest way to tell you (without resorting to Twitter) that your website cert has gone sideways and flags security warnings on Firefox when attempting to connect via https.

  11. Gorzag
    May 16, 2022, 12:35 pm | # | Reply

    Ten kilometers of multicoloured clown rope?

  12. Nerrin
    May 16, 2022, 12:53 pm | # | Reply

    A big sign that says “I surrender,” but that he then uses to try to beat the crap out of Binky.

  13. KingZantair
    May 16, 2022, 12:59 pm | # | Reply

    I put odds 5 to 1 that he’s gonna pull out a confetti cannon.

  14. Hatter
    May 16, 2022, 1:03 pm | # | Reply

    I’m going to guess some kind of super-clown form, with spiky hair.

  15. yah
    May 16, 2022, 1:58 pm | # | Reply

    page 69. niice

  16. Wereg
    May 16, 2022, 6:52 pm | # | Reply

    Calling it now, our boi is about to inject himself with Strongarm juice.

  17. Gorinich, cloaked Fool
    May 16, 2022, 8:15 pm | # | Reply

    I think it’s gonna be a person. Likely a clown considering most of the cast. Can’t say why, feels like the funniest thing to come out of that bag after Binky’s questian.

    • Rukidha
      May 16, 2022, 8:36 pm | # | Reply

      Considering the capacity of the average clown car, I bet he can fit 2, maybe 3 clown henchmen in there

  18. SheilaSpark
    May 16, 2022, 9:09 pm | # | Reply

    Random guess: it’s gonna be some sort of strange puzzle box that the Ringmaster tasks them with solving. when it’s solved it’s either gonna be a cryptic but vital clue or just a bomb

  19. Urichov
    May 17, 2022, 9:43 am | # | Reply

    Given what we know beforehand, along with the lines “Guess I’m not much of an athlete” and “I’ve never been able to solve my problems with brute force,” I think what’s in the bag’s been made pretty clear, but that isn’t very funny, so I’ll say it’s the Shadow Circus’s contortionist general Slinky, Binky’s hitherto unmentioned long lost twin.

  20. Reincarnivorous
    March 2, 2023, 1:44 am | # | Reply

    A firehose, still somehow attached to the hydrant – which he will also pull out of the bag!

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