Clown Corps

by Joe Chouinard
  • About
  • Author Site
  • Twitter
  • Tumblr
  • Instagram
  • Bluesky
  • Patreon
June 2025
M T W T F S S
« May    
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
30  

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
Not sure if his sarcastic slow clap is aimed at Morgan or Hammer Guy. Maybe a bit of both
‹‹ First ‹ Prev Next › Last ››

chapter 6 page 91

by clowncorps on September 18, 2024 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Chapter 6
Comments RSS

Discussion (18) ¬

  1. RockingSpaceDragon
    September 18, 2024, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Listen sometimes you try something new and it doesn’t work out, I think that one clown goon should be applauded for his willingness to push new boundaries in clown goondom

    • GreatWyrmGold
      September 18, 2024, 5:14 pm | # | Reply

      He’s not pushing new boundaries in clown goondom. He’s just clowning around.

  2. Jay
    September 18, 2024, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Next chapter can’t come soon enough 🥰

  3. nullJaeger
    September 18, 2024, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    WHERE’S RACHAEL

    • Anon44
      September 18, 2024, 10:01 am | # | Reply

      I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this.

  4. Tooniator
    September 18, 2024, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Sissies, where’s sis?

  5. quark
    September 18, 2024, 12:25 am | # | Reply

    this page is funnier to me when i imagine that the claps are muffled by the gloves

    • khade
      September 21, 2024, 8:34 pm | # | Reply

      I think it gets funnier if he’s literally just saying clap each time because the gloves are getting in the way.

  6. 42 Lefthand Names of God in Purple Ink
    September 18, 2024, 2:44 am | # | Reply

    Now I’m left wondering if Flail Guy is just super-inhumanly, Strongman-class-strong, or if Clown Corps exists in a setting where Toon Physics are generally valid and super-human feats are possible for *everyone* just as long as the outcome is funny.

    • AjaxGb
      September 18, 2024, 2:32 pm | # | Reply

      Hammer-throwing is a real Olympic sport, so this isn’t out of the realm of possibility (especially if the flail has some future-tech making it lighter than it looks). You can move some pretty heavy stuff pretty fast with the right leverage.

      • GreatWyrmGold
        September 18, 2024, 5:16 pm | # | Reply

        Whatever the flail’s material properties, knocking multiple other people off their feet and drag them around the room while maintaining your own balance is implausible. Luckily, the physics in this setting are somewhere between Looney Tune and street-level superhero.

    • john
      September 21, 2024, 10:11 am | # | Reply

      Mustard’s umbrella includes a rocket mode which let her jump over a two-story building from a standing start, which is tiny enough to be concealable, sturdy enough to work just fine moments after being shot full of weapons-grade confetti from an unexpected direction, and she’s been able to keep it maintained while out on her own, without routine access to the official lab.
      The Shadow Circus, meanwhile, appears to have access to all Clown Corps tech (or at least everything the Corps had prior to the PSC raid), plus non-pie teleportation, implying significant in-house engineering resources. Seems to me that glowing hammer probably involved some sort of momentum-manipulating power assist.

      • Storel
        November 2, 2024, 8:18 pm | # | Reply

        You know the world has taken some profoundly weird twists when the phrase “weapons-grade confetti” makes perfect sense.

  7. bigbadleroybrown
    September 18, 2024, 8:58 am | # | Reply

    What a bunch of clowns

    • GreatWyrmGold
      September 18, 2024, 5:16 pm | # | Reply

      They’re not clowns. They are the entire circus.

  8. VoxelLibrary
    September 18, 2024, 12:33 pm | # | Reply

    And then morale dropped again.

  9. bobismeisbob
    September 20, 2024, 12:38 pm | # | Reply

    He says “oops” but he probably just saved them from getting beaten up for no chance of winning. 😀

  10. Lightsidesoul
    September 22, 2024, 9:24 pm | # | Reply

    “She’s upstairs getting dressed. Went out and put together a whole outfit for this confrontation.”

Comment ¬ Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

©2019-2025 Clown Corps | Powered by WordPress with ComicPress | Subscribe: RSS | Back to Top ↑