I mean, It’s a perfect 1950’s styled red curly bob, it fits too well with her aesthetic not to be. At the very least, it’d be too well maintained considering her coworkers.

I think this fight was a wake-up call for Mustard on that front. But Binky wasn’t there for most of it, so he probably doesn’t know that yet.

Not to mention all the other injuries she’d been getting throughout that grossly one-sided fight. Stabbed, slashed, slammed, knocked off a ledge, exploded, she took a lot. The stab was just the capper.

A stab in the torso is nothing to sneeze at. Even if it doesn’t sever a major blood vessel and cause the victim to bleed out immediately, it’s likely to damage some vital organ.

Presumably Clown Corps health insurance won’t cover actions performed out of uniform while moonlighting as an illegal vigilante.

Also admitting her to a hospital will create a paper trail, which will lead to Pinfall police wanting words over actions performed out of uniform while moonlighting as an illegal vigilante.

I’m personally convinced she’s tried to murder him six times at a minimum, but she’s too devoted to her routine of Medicinal Clowning and accidentally fed him steroids and popped all his bones into the right places.

All she can do is fix things, it’s a curse!