Forcibly receiving a curse tattoo from some sort of Nega-Clown Tony Hawk feels way more up Ollie’s alley to me. But I could be wrong. The Dean did smoke a cigarette once.

I think we’ve officially hit the point where the law is clearly just a suggestion in Pinfall at best.

For ordering torture! In abuse of his authority, no less. That is ABSOLUTELY a crime.

And who’s going to fire him, if his boss is arrested? For that matter, does he care more about his career than his duty?

For what? Attempted corruption? I’m not sure if that’s a thing.

Obviously he does care about his career, otherwise he could have just walk out the door. Arresting such a crooked boss would be tantamount to getting the pink slip.

I’m gonna be real with you, saying ‘self-referential’ in regards to something just. having a plot. is so funny to me for some reason

Everything a clown does is a routine, a gag. Within their routine they can do ANYTHING… but at the end of the day it has to be funny. A joke.

“Hey, didja here about the clown who was told not to leave a room?”
“But ain’t he across the street?”
“Yup. The Mayor specifically said not to open the door.”
“So how’d he get out?”
“He opened the wall instead.”