Captain Bowlcut has a really bad habit of saying people can keep doing things realizing that doing those things will stop him and then realizing that he can’t stop them from continuing to do those things
Mr nanobot could be really powerful if he knew how to fight, overwhelming fire power and endless regeneration. But as a tech bro who never fought before he can’t aim well, can’t fight well, and can’t think well.
Now the real question. Has the mayor died yet. Hopefully. That man is dumber then a bag of nails.
Hell, he doesn’t even need a fake human body or giant laser cannons. He could go all Skitter Parahumans on his assailants if he wanted. But he likes sci-fi, specifically the sci-fi with giant laser cannons and not gray goo.
Would’ve been funnier if there was a sequence of our #1 super cop doughy reloading that gun in complete serenity, like it’s just any other mundane task, just to keep blasting the nanobot techbro again.
nah, he does it all in the background of another panel, all in one panel, shown by swooshes.
the chief would have stopped firing after the first time, but Mathews told him he could shoot him as many times as he wants
eh, that prolly wouldn’t be as funny as actually seeing the expression change from KILL to chill whistlin’ along back to KILL
we already got some form of that, right when he begins blasting the (nano)techbro again, where his face goes like “well alright i guess i’ll keep doin that”
It’s a good thing he shot the guy who doesn’t have blood, or we would have lost our PG-13 rating.
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He knew his marriage was over when she started using her maiden name on her work directory. Also when they got divorced
respect
If dude is entirely nanobots is he even alive? Or is this like technically a remotely controlled drone type thing?
I feel like this dude wasn’t really alive even before he was nanobots
Also known as Joel “Ship of Theseus” Matthews.
Somehow, the clowns are the least silly people in this comic.
is he even a person at this point?
No, he’s a CEO.
Captain Bowlcut has a really bad habit of saying people can keep doing things realizing that doing those things will stop him and then realizing that he can’t stop them from continuing to do those things
REALLY GOOD BIT
yippee-ki-maybe-not
He went full Die Hard, man. Never go full Die Hard.
“Nanomachines, pops! They dissolve in response to physical trauma! You can’t hur- OWIE OWIE OWIE OUCH STOP SHOOTING ME!”
Mr nanobot could be really powerful if he knew how to fight, overwhelming fire power and endless regeneration. But as a tech bro who never fought before he can’t aim well, can’t fight well, and can’t think well.
Now the real question. Has the mayor died yet. Hopefully. That man is dumber then a bag of nails.
Hell, he doesn’t even need a fake human body or giant laser cannons. He could go all Skitter Parahumans on his assailants if he wanted. But he likes sci-fi, specifically the sci-fi with giant laser cannons and not gray goo.
Would’ve been funnier if there was a sequence of our #1 super cop doughy reloading that gun in complete serenity, like it’s just any other mundane task, just to keep blasting the nanobot techbro again.
…But that would be way too many panels!
nah, he does it all in the background of another panel, all in one panel, shown by swooshes.
the chief would have stopped firing after the first time, but Mathews told him he could shoot him as many times as he wants
eh, that prolly wouldn’t be as funny as actually seeing the expression change from KILL to chill whistlin’ along back to KILL
we already got some form of that, right when he begins blasting the (nano)techbro again, where his face goes like “well alright i guess i’ll keep doin that”
So… should they, like, put nano-boy into, like, a bunch of champagne bottles or something for holding, then?