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He knew his marriage was over when she started using her maiden name on her work directory. Also when they got divorced
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chapter 6 page 150

by clowncorps on May 12, 2025 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Chapter 6
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  1. Mr. A
    May 12, 2025, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    It’s a good thing he shot the guy who doesn’t have blood, or we would have lost our PG-13 rating.

  2. PersonMcPerson
    May 12, 2025, 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Title text for mobile readers:
    He knew his marriage was over when she started using her maiden name on her work directory. Also when they got divorced

    • UnboundMotion
      May 12, 2025, 3:34 pm | # | Reply

      respect

  3. Sirksome
    May 12, 2025, 12:09 am | # | Reply

    If dude is entirely nanobots is he even alive? Or is this like technically a remotely controlled drone type thing?

    • Thag Simmons
      May 12, 2025, 12:11 am | # | Reply

      I feel like this dude wasn’t really alive even before he was nanobots

    • Ditocoaf
      May 12, 2025, 2:11 am | # | Reply

      Also known as Joel “Ship of Theseus” Matthews.

  4. DocSpooky
    May 12, 2025, 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Somehow, the clowns are the least silly people in this comic.

  5. roddy
    May 12, 2025, 12:14 am | # | Reply

    is he even a person at this point?

    • GreatWyrmGold
      May 12, 2025, 2:23 pm | # | Reply

      No, he’s a CEO.

  6. Lunch
    May 12, 2025, 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Captain Bowlcut has a really bad habit of saying people can keep doing things realizing that doing those things will stop him and then realizing that he can’t stop them from continuing to do those things

  7. w
    May 12, 2025, 12:22 am | # | Reply

    REALLY GOOD BIT

  8. Rezmason
    May 12, 2025, 1:52 am | # | Reply

    yippee-ki-maybe-not

    • Mr. A
      May 12, 2025, 1:11 pm | # | Reply

      He went full Die Hard, man. Never go full Die Hard.

  9. 42 Lefthand Names of God in Purple Ink
    May 12, 2025, 5:10 am | # | Reply

    “Nanomachines, pops! They dissolve in response to physical trauma! You can’t hur- OWIE OWIE OWIE OUCH STOP SHOOTING ME!”

  10. Amer
    May 12, 2025, 8:28 am | # | Reply

    Mr nanobot could be really powerful if he knew how to fight, overwhelming fire power and endless regeneration. But as a tech bro who never fought before he can’t aim well, can’t fight well, and can’t think well.

    Now the real question. Has the mayor died yet. Hopefully. That man is dumber then a bag of nails.

    • GreatWyrmGold
      May 12, 2025, 2:25 pm | # | Reply

      Hell, he doesn’t even need a fake human body or giant laser cannons. He could go all Skitter Parahumans on his assailants if he wanted. But he likes sci-fi, specifically the sci-fi with giant laser cannons and not gray goo.

      • trickster's treat
        May 23, 2025, 1:01 am | # | Reply

        I should have figured there would be worm fans reading this webcomic.

  11. Gashimahiron
    May 12, 2025, 9:36 am | # | Reply

    Would’ve been funnier if there was a sequence of our #1 super cop doughy reloading that gun in complete serenity, like it’s just any other mundane task, just to keep blasting the nanobot techbro again.

    …But that would be way too many panels!

    • UnboundMotion
      May 12, 2025, 3:40 pm | # | Reply

      nah, he does it all in the background of another panel, all in one panel, shown by swooshes.
      the chief would have stopped firing after the first time, but Mathews told him he could shoot him as many times as he wants

      • Gashimahiron
        May 12, 2025, 4:22 pm | # | Reply

        eh, that prolly wouldn’t be as funny as actually seeing the expression change from KILL to chill whistlin’ along back to KILL
        we already got some form of that, right when he begins blasting the (nano)techbro again, where his face goes like “well alright i guess i’ll keep doin that”

  12. Plotline Graveheart
    May 12, 2025, 2:17 pm | # | Reply

    So… should they, like, put nano-boy into, like, a bunch of champagne bottles or something for holding, then?

    • GreatWyrmGold
      May 12, 2025, 7:29 pm | # | Reply

      Brilliant! He’ll be too drunk to fight back!

      • Fellow
        May 13, 2025, 8:54 am | # | Reply

        If Doughy is any indication, it might not be possible to be too drunk to fight.

  13. Meow Milk
    May 12, 2025, 6:11 pm | # | Reply

    NANOMACHINES, SON! (I had to)

  14. Swagner
    May 12, 2025, 9:59 pm | # | Reply

    A cop shooting a billionaire? Completely unrealistic.

  15. VoxelLibrary
    May 12, 2025, 10:29 pm | # | Reply

    This is why regeneration is no substitute for evasion

  16. A_Worthy_Foe
    May 13, 2025, 9:09 am | # | Reply

    nannermacheens

  17. Snowyowl
    May 13, 2025, 12:08 pm | # | Reply

    It’s a shame Fuchsia spent so much time figuring out how to teleport weapons into place, when this guy could summon his indestructible shapeshifting guns and be bulletproof. Why are PSC working on teleportation when nanobots just seem all around better?

  18. Mr. A
    May 13, 2025, 2:26 pm | # | Reply

    No idea, but I can speculate:

    – This guy has been hoarding the secrets of nanotechnology to himself. No one else knew that nanobots existed or were even possible before tonight.

    – Experimenting with nanobots carries a lot of risks (e.g. a “grey goo” scenario), which means that people with half an ounce of common sense or empathy tend to shy away from that research. This guy, on the other hand…

    – These nanobots have insane energy requirements. Somewhere there’s an entire power plant churning away to produce energy that is then somehow “beamed” to the nano-cloud. This guy can afford it because he’s a billionaire, but no one else can.

    – The nanobots have some simple, unavoidable weakness. Maybe they fall apart when blasted with a particular sound frequency, or when exposed to magnets. This guy is either blind to the problem, or arrogant enough to believe that no one else will figure it out.

    • Mr. A
      May 13, 2025, 2:27 pm | # | Reply

      Once again, I have mixed up my replies and my not-replies. You’d think I would learn.

    • Mr. A
      May 13, 2025, 5:19 pm | # | Reply

      Okay, one more:

      – Nanobots are really, really expensive to make. They’re not self-replicating; they come out of a big machine. It costs millions of dollars to make a few ounces. Again, this guy can afford it, but no one else can.

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