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I'm so embarrassed that this is the 500th page of Clown Corps.
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chapter 6 page 105

by clowncorps on November 13, 2024 at 12:00 am
Chapter: Chapter 6
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  1. Duvi
    November 13, 2024, 12:07 am | # | Reply

    meanwhile, off at the other end of the auction house, McBell hears something in the vents. a thumping, a BLAM, and a grown man screaming that the terrorists got him. She covers Dot’s ears and ushers her outside of the building

    • 42 Lefthand Names of God in Purple Ink
      November 13, 2024, 6:34 pm | # | Reply

      “They’re probably out of eggs again. Dad always does that at home if mom forgets to buy eggs. Then mom has to call the guys who pulls dad back out of the coal chute again.”

      “.. .Hang on, kid, your house has a coal chute?”

      “Dad said we needed it. In case of terr’ists.”

  2. VoxelLibrary
    November 13, 2024, 12:33 am | # | Reply

    Just another day in the Clown Corps universe.

    • Duvi
      November 16, 2024, 11:46 pm | # | Reply

      Imagine if it was literally only Pinfall that was like this

  3. Mutt
    November 13, 2024, 12:38 am | # | Reply

    That guy’s been waiting his whole life to pull a ‘DIE HARD’!

    • Ally Uhmactu
      November 13, 2024, 1:34 am | # | Reply

      Nah. He forgot to take off his shoes…

      (Congrats, Joe and Thank you very much for 500 great pages!)

      • GreatWyrmGold
        November 13, 2024, 3:17 pm | # | Reply

        Just because he’s bad at Die-Harding doesn’t mean he hasn’t been excited to do so.

  4. Prairie Son
    November 13, 2024, 2:43 am | # | Reply

    Why do I suddenly have a mental image of Binky glaring the chief into a withered husk without even opening his eyes?

  5. SmilesPerHour
    November 13, 2024, 3:17 am | # | Reply

    The Chief was hiding a submachine gun under his shirt this whole time?
    Well, I guess that explains the bulge

    • hipparcos
      November 13, 2024, 6:30 am | # | Reply

      I choose to believe he spawned an MP5 out of sheer rage and force of will as soon as he tore off his shirt

      • SmilesPerHour
        November 13, 2024, 8:04 pm | # | Reply

        nanomachines, son!

  6. Tjimmy1999
    November 13, 2024, 3:39 am | # | Reply

    I feel like Platt died early on because he was the only corrupt official who wasn’t a nutcase.

    • Fellow
      November 17, 2024, 6:35 pm | # | Reply

      Platt put secret basements under every establishment he owned, some of them full of death traps.

  7. Marcus Martin
    November 13, 2024, 6:00 am | # | Reply

    Time to teach these crooks a lesson about stealing from the auction house that they will never forget.

  8. Plotline
    November 13, 2024, 9:13 am | # | Reply

    …Okay, I might have a new favorite page this chapter… XD

  9. swagner
    November 13, 2024, 2:33 pm | # | Reply

    …there’s DEFINITELY something in the water in this town.

  10. Mr. S
    November 13, 2024, 6:15 pm | # | Reply

    Wait, the cat office guy is on active duty?

    • Fellow
      November 16, 2024, 6:03 am | # | Reply

      No, angel’s owner has pink hair. The guy in the blue hair here is background clown #7, first seen on chapter 1 page 28.

      • Ally Uhmactu
        November 17, 2024, 9:11 am | # | Reply

        Doesn’t he even have a name? Agent Raspberry?

  11. Lazuli
    November 13, 2024, 9:26 pm | # | Reply

    those terrorists STOLE deviled eggs. monsters.

    • Mr. A
      November 14, 2024, 12:04 pm | # | Reply

      It’s kind of depresssing that the Chief of Police thinks of the Clown Corps as the mayor’s personal goon squad (“Burke’s clowns”). Or rather, it’s depressing that he’s not entirely wrong.

      • Mr. A
        November 14, 2024, 12:06 pm | # | Reply

        Oops, sorry, didn’t mean to post that as a reply.

        • Lazuli
          November 18, 2024, 12:06 am | # | Reply

          lol

  12. DT
    November 14, 2024, 3:53 am | # | Reply

    Here’s to another 500!

  13. Ally Uhmactu
    November 14, 2024, 7:11 am | # | Reply

    I still have to ask: Why are Clowns reporting to the Chief-of-Police? I thought they were different departements!? Shouldn’t they address Platt jr. as their new boss?
    Oh! I seem to have answered my own question, never mind…

  14. CanvasWolfDoll
    November 15, 2024, 11:38 pm | # | Reply

    screw it, i’m rooting for dougherty now. i like his moxy.

  15. Bigbadleroybrown
    January 14, 2025, 5:13 pm | # | Reply

    He didn’t even have a woman to grease him up.

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