My gut response is to say that’s an absurd suggestion from a legal standpoint. Then I remembered I am literally reading a comic about clowns, so, like . . .
Objection withdrawn.
Absolutely in love with the idea of a real-world parallel where a defense lawyer tells the judge “Yes, this person admits to breaking into the casino and, in their own words, ‘trying to steal a bunch of money,’ and then they successfully took down several S.W.A.T. members as they tried to escape, but also they tried to enter the police academy themselves three years ago, so I propose that they come back and finish their training because they just seem like a decent sort.”
College is horrifying. Better just let her run the prisons, far less cruel
My gut response is to say that’s an absurd suggestion from a legal standpoint. Then I remembered I am literally reading a comic about clowns, so, like . . .
Objection withdrawn.
Absolutely in love with the idea of a real-world parallel where a defense lawyer tells the judge “Yes, this person admits to breaking into the casino and, in their own words, ‘trying to steal a bunch of money,’ and then they successfully took down several S.W.A.T. members as they tried to escape, but also they tried to enter the police academy themselves three years ago, so I propose that they come back and finish their training because they just seem like a decent sort.”